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Title: Snarky's Tips for Dating
Length: 26 minutes
Date Premiered: 2003
Production Time: 3 months
Cast Members:

Johnny Lion
Amanda Wheeler
James C. Lion

Snarky's Tips For Dating was originally released as part of Funny Juice. It was then released by itself on TV (BKAT) in April of 2003. Snarky, played by Johnny, has become the new icon of Dreamtown Films. He is a dark, gothic clown painted up with white face paint, black facial accents, and the infamous "Snarky’s Skull Cane of Power". Snarky rules Bremerton and most of Kitsap County with his enormous male ego. With this, he wields a supernatural power that no one dares to test.

This movie explores the deep and powerful beliefs that Snarky holds regarding proper courtship and ways to please the female species (otherwise known as "babes"). Though very unorthodox, the ritual dating rights performed by Snarky have proved to be a flawless guideline that every male should follow. He teaches these tips by none other than example as he woos an unsuspecting mistress into his caring heart of darkness.

Snarky’s Tips For Dating runs 26 minutes and was recorded onto digital video then transferred to VHS. The entire movie was shot at Olympic College (called Opal College in this film), and only took three months to make. The girl in the movie, played by Amanda Wheeler, is a young aspiring actress from Port Orchard. The third actor in the film is James C. Lion , who played the unsuspecting victim of Snarky’s ruthless power at the beginning of this award-winning blockbuster. Many people ask Johnny what the point of Snarky’s ruthless acts of violence are. Johnny’s reply is this and this alone; "Snarky does whatever the hell he wants."

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