HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, EVERYONE! Hope everyone had a safe and insane holiday! It's great to finally have the 4th on a weekend, more time to celebrate and less guilt calling in sick to work the next day!

We've been working hard on Snarky's Amazing Adventure, and all of our toil has nearly paid off! The movie will be done within the month (yes, really this time). I have started using computer editing and the effects are totally awesome! Not that they weren't before, but now at least it is digitized awesomeness. This epic will rival the best animated movies put out in the last hundred years - it will be in a class with Nightmare Before Christmas and the animated version of Gone with the Wind (admittedly, not many have seen this one, lucky souls). The premier will be held at Olympic College, so stay tuned for details!

-Johnny

Hi, we're back! Again! Sorry for the small wait (10 months). Oops, sometimes we forget things, like our website that everyone loves, right? You forgive us? Yes? Ok good! So on to the news! We have some good news and some good-er news: the good news is that Snarky's Funhouse will be finished by early next year. The good-er news is that I have also started a new film, cleverly entitled Snarky's Amazing Adventure! We will be putting up some pictures soon, but here's a sneak peak of some of the movie dialog that will absolutely stun and AMAZE you:

Snarky: Alas! I fear we have reached the beginning of our spectacular voyage!
Little Bob: Uh, what? Don't you mean AMAZING ADVENTURE, Snarky?
Snarky: Fret not, my dear little friend! You need not utter the wonderous title of our quest for spiritual treasure, for this shall be made apparant during our astounding tale!
Little Bob: Oh, my! You are correct, my lord and master! Pray forgive my insolance and let us continue on our trek.

Wow, that was a lot of amazingness jam packed into such a small amount of dialogue! Back to the news about Snarky's Funhouse: even though it is only half-made, the half that is done is really good. That's a plus, right? It was also a test of my friends to see who would be mad enough to leave me, and I found out that some actually did. BUT the good thing about this is that when I return to making Snarky's Funhouse, it will only take half the time - because it's half-way done, duh!

We'll keep you updated with any planned sightings or performances for Snarky (maybe for Halloween???), as well as updates on the making of Snarky's Amazing Adventure. Stay tuned!

-Johnny

Snarky's MySpace is ROCKIN', so stop by and make friends! You can click HERE to find him, or just go to MySpace and search for "SnarkyClown" or dreamtownfilms*at*hotmail*dot*com!

Also, we have the Halloween 2008 pictures up for your viewing pleasure! Check out Snarky as he storms Olympic College by storm! Wait what? Yeah we'll go with that. He made a lot of new friends, and only scared one female, so not a bad day for the King of Clowns! If you have pictures you'd like so share of your crazy Halloween antics, let us know at the e-mail above.

-Johnny

The Contact Form is fixed! Yay! (but the guestbook is still dead... it seems my host deleted all my scripts? It makes no sense!?)

-Webchick

Hi! We're back! We were on vacation for a while, but... we're back now. I've been working on archiving my films from Super VHS to Super DVD! We got some fancy DVD cases, labels, and everything! Dreamtown Films: Volume 1 is now ready to ship all across the (my) world! Volume 1 contains Snarky's Tips For Dating, Forever Goodnight, Katie's Day Off, Snarky's Parade Of Pain, "Funny Juice" Scene 3, and As Bad As It Gets. These gems cannot be seen anywhere else, unless you have a jacked up VHS copy (or a TV with at least some local channels). These will be going for the hot low price of $19.99 (or free, if you're smart). Contact us if you're interested... or even if you're not, because we're lonely.

-Johnny

We have more movie clips up! Not only can you watch the full Snarky's Tips for Dating, but you can also watch mini clips of Lady In Waiting and Blue Sunday! If you enjoy the clips and would like the full movies, e-mail Johnny at dreamtownfilms at hotmail dot com (or catch him around campus)!

In other minor news, we've extended the drawing contest indefinitely to gather more contributions. There's still a prize, although inflation is making it less and less valuable! Please hurry!

Oh yeah and the contact form and guestbook are broken (again). Geez!
-Johnny